Glaschu Gaels Player Profiles Name – Paul O’ Sullivan….previous aliais’s: Ger, Stiffer, Bosco, Langer….but I can handle cheap jibes, in fact I welcome them as personality challegnes
Age – A bit younger than Paul Gallagher, a bit older than Peter Pan
Starsign – Two fish that look like they’re mating…Picies
Place of Birth – I was somewhere in a womb at the time until I bought a one way ticket to the outer world….oh how I miss those days……..
County – Corcaigh, meaning marsh with Latin Coat of Arms meaning
Previous Clubs – UCC chess club (for one night when I got humped by a geek), UCC Water Polo club (until I overdosed on chlorine), Young Fianna Gael (I thought it was the Communist party), Aghada GAA (oh how I miss that gravel pitch)
Position – Missionary…..sorry corner back
Length of service with Gaels – 1 apprentice season
Best haircut at the club: Lee Holligner, he’s one cool mo’fo
Worst dresser at the club: Ahem
Best singer at the club: Chunky. The only memory I have of the race night is him crooning with the oul karaoke singers!
Ideal night out: Getting to the front door and being attacked by sex crazed beauties, so it’s a night in really
Favourite food: Tinned mackerel
Favourite drink: Vanilla
Woman you would most like to date: The one that remains incredibly good looking who doesn’t make my eyes glaze over when she begins talking
Describe yourself in three words:
Three desert island essentials: Sand, land and water. You gotta have these to make a desert island
Most famous person stored in your mobile: Ahem….hands free, phone free, smoke signals and carrier pigeon only……….
Any bad habits: Nose picking, keeping my toenails trimmed…….with my fingers, filling out player profiles, taking the piss out of Doonan, not passing to Ciaran Scullion just to piss him off, taking the piss of out Clare in front of Paul Maher, saying like at the end of every sentence like, telling myself that I actually deserve to be in the fastest line on the field when in fact Im only pretending to be fast
How would you like to be remembered: remembered